The Chem Lab Folk Dance

M. Fennell

Spin your partner round and round
Don’t let him breathe that Chloride cloud
Break some beakers, smash some glass
Watch your lab fees shoot up fast

This is not the time to be a slob
Handle carefully that toxic blob
For Part Two save that clear filtrate
The stuff you dumped? Oh well, too late

Raise the flame just a little higher
Uh, would someone please put out the fire?
Count the casualties and sequester
Survivors can sign up next semester